and then he LOOKED AT MY SHOES TO SEE IF HE WAS RIGHT.At that point, I realized I didn’t need to wait for three strikes.The date ended with a somewhat unwanted sloppy kiss beside my parents’ van in the parking lot, and a strong desire to never see this human being again. I’d let it slip where I worked, which was a fair distance from where I met him where he lived. Once he got hired, I requested shift times that did not overlap with his. When I was 17, this guy from the high school across town would not stop texting me.A week later, he appeared at my place of employment… Eventually, he got fired for harassing a client, which I warned my boss about at the time. I wasn’t super into him, but when you’re 17, WTF do you know? The arcade games at are free to play online games including our multiplayer pool games with chat. Registered players can save game high scores on their games.We did not go on a second date.—My foray into online dating wasn’t exactly what I expected.Prior to this particularly horrendous date, I’d only met someone from Tinder once (he was a bouncer at a club I frequented and we played Mario Kart for two dates before calling it quits).
Anyway, this dude kept asking me to hang out at his house—which I was not at all interested in—so I switched it up and asked him to meet me at the local coffee shop.
From not-so-discreet hook-up requests to poop-stained PJ pants, here are tragic things that have happened to us IRL.
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I figured, this way, I could see if he was down to talk or if he just wanted to hookup. He texted that something abruptly “came up” when I’d already been at the meeting spot for 30 minutes. We went to the same party a few weeks later, and he a) acted like nothing had happened, and b) tried to make a move. —After online dating for a while, I was so over exchanging endless text messages before actually making plans for a first date.
Instead, if a dude seemed to have decent spelling and a job, I was down to meet up and decide in-person if there was something there.
The Starbucks date didn’t start off terribly—he was about 5 inches shorter than he’d claimed to be, but was also WAY cuter than his profile photo, so I felt like it all balanced out.